Ladies Are Sharing Their Most ‘Petty’ Dating Experiences And It’s Hilarious

Women are often told have to kiss a frog before finding their prince. But based on the stories shared below, kissing an actual frog might be preferable to the awkward dates experienced by many spinsters.

Twitter user @SelemaEnang asked her female followers to share the most petty dating stories, and the responses have been as hilarious as they have been horrifying.

This topic on dating in regular fashion, has driven conversation on social media, with several women sharing the most bizarre experiences even heard.

Keep scrolling to read some of the most cringe worthy responses:

P baby on Twitter: “Asked me what I was craving and I told him pizza, said he’ll pick me so we can get it. He came, we got there, time to pay he said he only brought me to get the pizza, he took me back to my hostel to pick my purse, I was so confused. We went back, I got the pizza and he ate half. https://t.co/wmEDiARHwY / Twitter”
Asked me what I was craving and I told him pizza, said he’ll pick me so we can get it. He came, we got there, time to pay he said he only brought me to get the pizza, he took me back to my hostel to pick my purse, I was so confused.

𝐆𝐢𝐯𝐨 👸🏽 on Twitter: “Came to pick me up for our “date” with a 14 seater bus 😞 https://t.co/wtyIYOzss2 / Twitter”
Came to pick me up for our “date” with a 14 seater bus 😞 https://t.co/wtyIYOzss2

‘Lope * Mental Health 🗣️❤️ on Twitter: “He locks his mum up in the kitchen whenever “she gets on my nerves” until he feels like releasing her. When he told me this, he said it like it was a norm and laughed it off. PS: His mum is an elderly woman. She had him late. https://t.co/I2wCsFdqxp / Twitter”
He locks his mum up in the kitchen whenever “she gets on my nerves” until he feels like releasing her. When he told me this, he said it like it was a norm and laughed it off. PS: His mum is an elderly woman. She had him late. https://t.co/I2wCsFdqxp

Zira✨ on Twitter: “First date with the guy and the first thing he says when he sees me is “see your small breast, are you sure you can chest heartbreak like this”Very weird lad. https://t.co/EHir35iUBK / Twitter”
First date with the guy and the first thing he says when he sees me is “see your small breast, are you sure you can chest heartbreak like this”Very weird lad. https://t.co/EHir35iUBK

Vote Peter Obi| Dr Aderinmola on Twitter: “He told me his mom passed away. I sent a condolence message, he replied saying ” I’m sure you are happy she died.” https://t.co/mZECJ3DUW6 / Twitter”
He told me his mom passed away. I sent a condolence message, he replied saying ” I’m sure you are happy she died.” https://t.co/mZECJ3DUW6

Pacino on Twitter: “Told me he loves my gap tooth and how pretty my teeth looks I said thank you and he replied “it means you’ve not kissed plenty men” 😭 https://t.co/SuAIhMdYcm / Twitter”
Told me he loves my gap tooth and how pretty my teeth looks I said thank you and he replied “it means you’ve not kissed plenty men” 😭 https://t.co/SuAIhMdYcm

‘Lola Smallchops🫠💕✨ on Twitter: “Brought loud to a date, said he couldn’t eat without smoking so he told me to go inside first that he’ll join me when he’s done 😬 https://t.co/QZo1Zx7wAz / Twitter”
Brought loud to a date, said he couldn’t eat without smoking so he told me to go inside first that he’ll join me when he’s done 😬 https://t.co/QZo1Zx7wAz

Dee on Twitter: “he took me out on a date, ordered only one hollandia and said “don’t finish it o, after drinking this hollandia, you’d come and cook soup at my house this weekend” https://t.co/aBOKWq2YKL / Twitter”
he took me out on a date, ordered only one hollandia and said “don’t finish it o, after drinking this hollandia, you’d come and cook soup at my house this weekend” https://t.co/aBOKWq2YKL

🧚🏿‍♀️ on Twitter: “I had an exam and was unavailable to talk. He called and asked why I was off. I explained why and his instant response was, “I hope you failed it”. https://t.co/MyIyyGCZSo / Twitter”
I had an exam and was unavailable to talk. He called and asked why I was off. I explained why and his instant response was, “I hope you failed it”. https://t.co/MyIyyGCZSo

Omooo on Twitter: “Went on a date and He said “snap the chicken and Hollandia, Post it on your status so that your friends can see that you’re enjoying” https://t.co/P68kOT83fi / Twitter”
Went on a date and He said “snap the chicken and Hollandia, Post it on your status so that your friends can see that you’re enjoying” https://t.co/P68kOT83fi

CHI of CCI on Twitter: “So I posted 2 of his pictures on my status for his birthday (we were still just friends)He quoted the second picture I posted and said “it’s okay, thank you”Omo, I was weak https://t.co/gZWOZITXc9 / Twitter”
So I posted 2 of his pictures on my status for his birthday (we were still just friends)He quoted the second picture I posted and said “it’s okay, thank you”Omo, I was weak https://t.co/gZWOZITXc9

Giwa Titilayo on Twitter: “He asked me out on a date, (it was supposed to be our first official meeting). When we finished eating, he tossed the bill to me, and told me to pay. I did, and he was saying “don’t think because you’ve paid oh, I’m still the head of this table” https://t.co/6SxnYGcARY / Twitter”
He asked me out on a date, (it was supposed to be our first official meeting). When we finished eating, he tossed the bill to me, and told me to pay.