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A liquor enthusiast with handle ‘@cremechic11’ has gone on to Twitter to express her views on the struggles of Lagos.
She believes being ‘classy’ in Lagos means spending money on overpriced, overpriced local designers and wearing overused designer items. See full thread below:
A Fokken Queen 👸🏽👑 on Twitter: “”Classy” in Lagos is basically spending money on overpriced rubbish food, overpriced local designers and wearing garish, overused designer items. Never mind they’re eating “cooked sushi” and goat meat stew labeled “mutton curry” 😪😪😪 / Twitter”
“Classy” in Lagos is basically spending money on overpriced rubbish food, overpriced local designers and wearing garish, overused designer items. Never mind they’re eating “cooked sushi” and goat meat stew labeled “mutton curry” 😪😪😪
A Fokken Queen 👸🏽👑 on Twitter: “High fashion designer but you want me to be trying on your clothes in the heat. Yuuuuuuuuuckkkk! Elite pastry shop and you can’t even get the names of your customers right. At least make people feel happy about spending top dollar on your nonsense, mba! The ghetttaeuxxx!😪 / Twitter”
High fashion designer but you want me to be trying on your clothes in the heat. Yuuuuuuuuuckkkk! Elite pastry shop and you can’t even get the names of your customers right. At least make people feel happy about spending top dollar on your nonsense, mba! The ghetttaeuxxx!😪
A Fokken Queen 👸🏽👑 on Twitter: “Lagos after Christmas holidays is an eye opener. Goshhhhh! / Twitter”
Lagos after Christmas holidays is an eye opener. Goshhhhh!
A Fokken Queen 👸🏽👑 on Twitter: “Let’s talk about hotels. Why will anyone pay $180 a night for shitty service and a faulty AC? What is all the brown design in hotels nowadays? Who cursed these people please? 😭😭😭😭😭 / Twitter”
Let’s talk about hotels. Why will anyone pay $180 a night for shitty service and a faulty AC? What is all the brown design in hotels nowadays? Who cursed these people please? 😭😭😭😭😭
A Fokken Queen 👸🏽👑 on Twitter: “Ehen I’ve remembered more. Why do I have to be a “somebody” to get decent treatment from just about any lagosian? The number of name dropping in this bloody hamlet is just ridiculous. Na why scammers plenty. SMH! / Twitter”
Ehen I’ve remembered more. Why do I have to be a “somebody” to get decent treatment from just about any lagosian? The number of name dropping in this bloody hamlet is just ridiculous. Na why scammers plenty. SMH!
A Fokken Queen 👸🏽👑 on Twitter: “And in all these, they still manage to pretend to fear God! Omo! Lagosians deserve an Oscar 😭😭😭 / Twitter”
And in all these, they still manage to pretend to fear God! Omo! Lagosians deserve an Oscar 😭😭😭
A Fokken Queen 👸🏽👑 on Twitter: “Oh let me even gist you. Lagos customs are what? MAGICIANS!Because how all my hair tools and hair pieces & a few bags and more I don’t know yet because we still dey unpack went missing from my haulage to Naija is a mystery.All without appearing to tamper with the packing! 😭 / Twitter”
Oh let me even gist you. Lagos customs are what? MAGICIANS!Because how all my hair tools and hair pieces & a few bags and more I don’t know yet because we still dey unpack went missing from my haulage to Naija is a mystery.All without appearing to tamper with the packing!
A Fokken Queen 👸🏽👑 on Twitter: “Ah yes, Lagos drivers! Do I really need to say more? Anyways I crase pass dem so let me talk softly. Please easy with the horn. Now I don’t know if someone is horning behind me or I have tinnitus (ringing ears) 😭😭😭 / Twitter”
Ah yes, Lagos drivers! Do I really need to say more? Anyways I crase pass dem so let me talk softly. Please easy with the horn. Now I don’t know if someone is horning behind me or I have tinnitus (ringing ears) 😭😭😭
A Fokken Queen 👸🏽👑 on Twitter: “If you don’t know people in Lagos, life is extremely hard. Because delivery services will mess you up, Bolt driver will not carry u if it not a cash trip and traffic will kill the will of anyone who tries to go out of their way to help u.The decent places are members only too! / Twitter”
If you don’t know people in Lagos, life is extremely hard. Because delivery services will mess you up, Bolt driver will not carry u if it not a cash trip and traffic will kill the will of anyone who tries to go out of their way to help u.The decent places are members only too!
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